gek sei wO !!

2day i was plain din go skul d .....
bt i wake up sO sO sO early 2 ..
bcoz d gal i fetch ...
my bro yesterday was borrow my hp out
i 4get all my hp contact ..
i cant contact her so until i 4get dy ..
i sleep dy my bro still nt back ...
tat time something 12 ++ dy !!!
haiz....
when morning my mom knock
my dOOR ... tat gal was waiting u ar !!!
shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i 4get dy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hoi me .. bring her 2 skul wif my bed shirt ..
so pai seh ar !!!!!
a lower6 gal was saw me ...
she sure think how come i go back de !!
hahaha

精神病小姐第4篇:crazy xiao mei mei !!

yesterday
17/8/09
tis day i will 4ever remember in my mind
will nt 4get 4ever ...
tat xiao jie reli reli reli !!!! haiz ...
i cant tahan dy ..
yesterday my 2 friend was din come
so i move to back sit ...
coz i dun wan sit bhind tat xiao jie ..
if nt i will totally qi xiao !!
xiao jie hav a friend call KL ..
KL was come bhind n chatting wif me n my friend PK ..
xiao jie was always turn bhind n c KL was doing wut ..
bt i jz do dunno actually i saw tat ..
suddently PK wan go toilet .. bt i m lazy go .. in the same time
KL say wan go so accompany PK go ..
when they go out walk on the pathway ..
tat xiao jie was keep looking n looking ..
i thought ntg one de !!
bt bt bt bt !!!!!
tat qi xiao xiao jie was fa lan zha ...
put d book wif the voice so loud ..
xiao jie was do many motion so loud ...
n her eye always gua KL n PK n me 2
walao wut wrong i dun hav do anything !!
ding !! u think u is wut o ....

we hav class at liabrary ... KL nt brave 2 near xiao jie
so she sit wif me n PK ....
i think .. tat xiao jie reli so so bu shuang dy ...
i go infront pass up paper .. when she cross my place
she push my chair so vigorous ....
qi xinnnn .. liao .....

ring !!!!!!!
下课luuuu.......
KL ws so gud she go ask xiao jie : u wan go canteen 2gether ma??
she ans : DUN WAN !! (wah so loud tat voice)
den suan le lo
i accompany KL go eat .....
u thought u is hu har .. ppl go invite u dun wan mai dun wan lo ..
shout so loud do wut !! dei B meh !!

when came back .....
KL was back to her place ...
in d same time hospital ppl come n wan use our class
2 do checking tempeture ... (H1N1)
so we nid move to bside de lab so we all tidy up out books rubbish ...
SUDDENTLY !!!!!!!
xiao jie giv KL a letter when KL c is a 绝交信 !!!!!
顶 !! 还小咩 !! 绝交信 !!!
神经病!!!!!

KL thorow back to her n she 撕烂了
KL was asking : 你生气我刚才陪PK上toilet啊 ???
xiao jie shout very loud : 我没有生气 (重复了好几次)
(y dun hav still wan shout so loud ) crazy
重头戏 !!!!!!!!!! 来啦 !!!!!!
她站起来大声又喊 :: 我没有生气 !!!! 我不是神经病 !!!!!!
一边乱哭一边乱喊 !!!!
(i was think she reli think she is crazy so jz will say she nt crazy)
整个小孩子在那边发神经大哭 ...
有看过一年级第一天上学在哭着找妈妈吗??那就是当时的她!!!!!
wuhuhHUhuhuHUHUHUHU !!!
SOT de ar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was c her until my eye ball wan fall down dy ..
wut the crazy woman she is !!!!!
my classmate was shout u think here is where o ur home ar
here is skul .. k .... !!!

tat time we wan tidy our thing n go lab d
xiao jie was cry like d kid n run out !!!
our GPK hem pn cheam was saw she cry !!
oh no !!!
teacher ask how come she cry ... keep concern her like a kid
n bring her go kaunselling room
wakakakaka
wah !!! our class reli no face dy ..
tat time hospital ppl was on d way wan go in out class !!
dunno gt saw it nt tim ..... yer !!!!!

after she back to d lab ...
she sit there quitely ...
eye red red wet wet ..
bt i saw she do the dirty motion again !!
tekan bintik2 hitam in her nose !!!!
on no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wan vomit liao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

story still nt end !!!!!!!

ah doi !!!!!
when nite i having tt wif PK n KL ...
walao tat crazy women send msg to KL
write : 我以后只能当普通朋友lo..我们只能说功课上的事
i was think : hu wan talk wif u o u fish ppl like tis hu will wan b friend
wif u again ... u think u so important in KL heart meh ... u thought KL
was ur bf meh !! qi xin po !!
KL reply : 随便你..你以后不要在sms我...你不再是我的朋友
crazy women reply : 不当就不当啦..好过你每天扮清高 ...
i 顶不顺啦 !!! i call KL u wan me help u reply ma ....
i reply : 你懂清高是什么吗!不懂就不要乱说!我扮得起啊!!
好过有些人连清高都没资格当因为
她连身高都没有 !!
crazy women reply : 我买得起 ..就算没有了你..我也可以过得很好..
你看着来 ...
she nt even nt understand my msg still at there very shuang ...
height can buy de meh !! crazy !!
i reli 起火啦 !!!!!
i reply : sei ba po !! enough dy !! u thought u is hu ...
i will nt bcoz of u will influced my skul life .. k u nt even can understand my msg
pls dun simply reply .. k .... BYE !!!
(一所类推)
lastly she dun hav reply le .. hahaha
she dunno is me write d msg d .. KL giv permmision let me send d
hahaha
tis crazy womean is dai sei !!

walao my fire oso up until head dy !!
how come gt ppl can emo like tat !!
she reli someting wrong !!

i sei de la !!

2day hospital ppl come n do
temperature measure ...
i gt do measure ...
so so so so so unlucky ...
at there laugh laugh so shuang ...
di di di ... my temperature result out dy ..
i thought ntg wan go other side c other d..
suddently d nurse tarik me back ...
she say my temperature 37.6 nid stay
ah !!! normal ppl ny 37 ar !!!
pk lo !!
tis time i die le ~~~
call me write down name .. contace num ... hav wut tanda
ar !! so scare .. n kong bu ar !!!
xia si wo !!!
measure second time .. ah !!!!
more higher than jz nw 37.7 !!!
sei bu sei !!!
tat doctor hav giv advise to me ....
kuarantin is gud althoght u hav one tanda ny so
is ok ... bt bt bt u mz wear mask when go everywhere..
die la .....
i dun wan wear ar !!!
tat doctor ws give a mask nid ikat d 4 me ..
i dunno ikat ar
quicklly run back to lab n take my other mask n wear ...
whole day wear mask ... go tuition wear mask !!
wuhuhuhu
wo xing ku ar !!! cant tahan .....
when wear mask i feel more hot ar
without mask more gud ....
2day like tat dy .. i totally can say lemas bcoz without udara segar
other ppl lemas bcz water bt i m different a bit !!
so i plain 2mrw dun wan go skul ...
i think tis more better wif other !!
haha
bt tis oso a chance let me ponteng !!

y she wan do like tat !!!! 精神病小姐第3篇:

a gal call 精神分裂症小姐 ....
she reli gt a bit erm .. nt a bit
is very bit problem wif her mental ...
when we go a pp seminar ...
a guy call ah bek was go chat wif her ..
tat ah bek actually i noe him
bt i do dunno la
clever !!
haha
tat ah bek was telling me tat xiao jie always
sms call him ...
mid night oso like tat
ah bek start feel tat xiao jie gt a little problem
liao .. hahaha
i jz tell ah bek : dai sei !!
hahaha
laz day i ask tat xiao jie : ei tat pp boy boy still hav
contact wif u o .... gt hav improve 2 another relationship ma ??
i at there laugh .. hahaha something like say a jk ...
bt tat xiao jie feel so shuang ....
ah doi !!
i jz playing k ....
n she ans me .... tat ah bek say he is a 单身主义者
den i ans : O ... sure u can change him d mayb u can touch him heart leh
hahahaha ... i continue laughing again ..
xiao jie say : no la no la (at there shy shy .. ah doi !!)

tuesday : tat ah bek tell me xiao jie sms tell him ...
msg write : my friend say i can change u o ...

ding !!! she go tell ah bek i say d jk .. she reli think she gt tat 本事
ah doi !!! continue laughing !!! whole day laugh laugh laugh !!!!!

wednesday : tat ah bek tell again .... when tt de ...
ah bek was print out a email msg n let me c ..
i saw xiao jie write : i told my friend dy ... i cant change u de
bt my friend keep saying i can de
she say we can 2gether de ....

ta ma de !!!!!!!!! I NV SAY TIS B4 !!!!!1
Y SHE SO DING ONE .....
没有那么大的头就不要带那么大的帽子 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2day :
she reli crazy one ......
her friend was talking wif our classmate ....
suddently she shout : 可不可以不要吵!!
walao u think hu r u o !!
no one will listen u d ...
teacher oso still nt scold u scold do wut
u think u r god ar !!!
crazy woman !!
u better check ur brain n tingkah laku
all oso gt PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!

oh nOOooo !!精神病小姐第2篇:

2day i was saw again another weird case ..
ar !!!!
i wan pengsan dy ..
she use her hand n 爬头 ...
after 爬 ... she 的指甲残留了头皮屑..
她立刻用手指甲弹走...
我傻眼..
这样还不用紧她竟然无端端拿来闻..
这个动作一共重复了三次...
真真真肮脏 !!!!
顶她不顺 !!

write n write n write ..... when will end ??

sixer's nite is coming soon dy ....
wear wut ?
OL lo ....
bt oso nt look like OL
li de ta la ...
at where ???
very cheap place ...
wakakaka
i wan 2 curly my hair ...
i dun wan straight hair !!!
bcoz i dun wan twins wif my classmate
she hav a bit weird
all tingkah laku
very funny n weird
ny 2day i saw she use the pen n
tekam her nose !!!
ding !!
wut she doing ???
when i look many times dy
finally i noe she press her bintik2 hitam out
oh no !! reli so dirty !!
pls dun do tat again .. i cant tahan
so better i curly i wan curly something like fish leong or
the asq min d hair .. hehehehe
bt i sacre bcome old when i curly
hahahah
dunno la wutever ...